Up Quotes Movie

Sep 13, 2016 - Quotes from the movie Up tap right into your heart. This funny and adorable movie has so many sweet moments and we gathered the best ones! Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' It is funny because the squirrel gets dead!

[The dogs are searching in the forest for Kevin]

Gamma:
Hang on, I-I picked up the bird's scent!

Beta:
Wait a minute, what's this? [He sniffs the ground] Chocolate, I smell chocolate!

Gamma:
I'm getting prunes and denture cream! Who are they?

Beta:
Oh, man, Master will not be pleased. We better tell him someone took the bird. Right, Alpha?

Alpha:
[In a squeaky voice] No. Soon enough the bird will be ours yet again. Find the scent, my compadres, and you too shall have much rewarding from Master for the toil factor you wage.

Beta:
[Trying his best not to laugh] Hey Alpha, I think there's something wrong with your collar. You must have bumped it.

Gamma:
'[[not trying to hide his laughter at all] YEAH! YOUR VOICE SOUNDS FUNNY!

[They both laugh]

Alpha:
Beta! Gamma!

[They both stop laughing]

Alpha:
Mayhaps you desire to - SQUIRREL!

[All of them turn their attention to a nearby tree; slight pause, Gamma whimpers]

Alpha:
Mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that I have been assigned by my strength and cunning...

Beta:
No, no, no. But maybe Dug would. You might wanna ask him.

Gamma:
Yeah. I wonder if he's found the bird on his 'very special mission'.

Alpha:
Do not mention Dug to me at this time. His fool's errand will keep him most occupied. Most occupied, indeed. Ha ha ha! Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now?

Beta:
Sure, but the second Master finds out you sent Dug out by himself, none of us will get a treat.

[Beta and Gamma whine]

Alpha:
[Lunges and growls at them] You are wise, my trusted lieutenant. [presses a button on Beta's collar with his nose and barks] This is Alpha calling Dug. Come in, Dug.

Dug:
[whispering] Hi, Alpha. Hey, your voice sounds funny.

Alpha:
[growls] I KNOW! I KNOW! Have you seen the bird?!

Dug:
Yes! The bird is my prisoner!

Gamma:
Yeah, right! [screen shows Kevin]

Alpha:
Impossible! Where are you?!

Dug:
Come tomorrow, I will have the bird, and then you will like me. Oh! Gotta go!

Russel:
Hey, Dug. Who are you talking to? [screen turns off]

[The dogs start barking loudly]

Alpha:
No, wait! Wait!

Beta:
WHAT'S DUG DOING?!

Gamma:
WHY'S HE WITH THAT SMALL MAILMAN?!

Beta:
Where are they?!

[Alpha pushes a button that shows where Dug is on the map]

Alpha:
There he is! Come on! [They follow to where Dug is]

'I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt. Ya never get hurt, ya always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit your friends.'
Almost Famous (2000)
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'I am a golden god! (cheers) I am a golden god!'
Almost Famous (2000)
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- 'Look. You should be happy for me. You don't know what he says to me in private. Maybe it is love, as much as it can be, for somebody...'
- 'who sold you to Humble Pie for fifty bucks and a case of beer!? I was there! I was there!... Oh. I'm sorry.'
- '(pause) What kind of beer?'
Almost Famous (2000)
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'Leslie and I have been together five years. We have an amazing relationship, and it's very physical. I mean, he still pushes all my buttons, and uhm, you know, people say, 'oh, but he's so much older than you,' and you know what? I'm the one having to push him away. Yeah, we both have so much in common. We both love soup and, uh, we love the outdoors. Uh, we love snow peas, and uh, talking and not talking. Uh, we could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.'
Best In Show (2000)
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'These are not spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers. And these are gold.'
Bring It On (2000)
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'Wilson!...I'm sorry, Wilson!'
Cast Away (2000)
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- 'What makes you think you can just walk in there and find, uh, what we need?'
- 'They're called boobs, Ed.'
Erin Brockovich (2000)
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'What we do in life echoes in eternity.'
Gladiator (2000)
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'At my signal, unleash hell.'
Gladiator (2000)
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'My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.'
Gladiator (2000)
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'Are you not entertained! Are you not entertained! Is this not why you are here!'
Gladiator (2000)
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'He may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!'
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
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- 'I had no idea you could milk a cat.'
- 'Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.'
- 'I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?'
Meet the Parents (2000)
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'I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still here. Do I believe the world's still here? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different.'
Memento (2000)
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'Now...where was I?'
Memento (2000)
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(singing) 'I am a man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my days. I bid farewell to old Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised.'
- (Chorus) 'The place where he was born and raised.'
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
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'You look like a bunch of fifth grade sissies after a cat fight! You got anger, that's good. You're gonna need it, son. You got aggression - that's even better. You're gonna need that, too. But any little two year-old child can throw a fit! Football is about controllin' that anger, harnessin' that aggression into a team effort to achieve perfection! Some coaches may cut a player if they think he's not up to snuff, when they think he's hurtin' the team. This is a public school program. I will never, ever cut a player who comes out to play for me, but when you put that uniform on, that Titan uniform, you better come to work. We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blockin' assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection! Let's go to work.'
Remember the Titans (2000)
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'Well, I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air.'
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
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'Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when. You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr. Glass.'
Unbreakable (2000)
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'Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.'
X-Men (2000)
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'Find a truly original idea. That's the only way I'll ever distinguish myself. It's the only way that I'll ever...'
- 'matter.'
A Beautiful Mind (2001)
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'When I go home, people ask me: 'Hey Hoot, why do you do it, man? Why, you some kinda war junkie?' I won't say a god-damn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand it's about the men next to ya, and that's it. That's all it is.'
Black Hawk Down (2001)
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- 'Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?'
- 'Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?'
Donnie Darko (2001)
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'I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bulls--t. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.'
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
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'We ask ourselves, is she white? Is she black? We don't know. She's exotic. I want to see more of her breasts.'
Glitter (2001)
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'Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't.'
Legally Blonde (2001)
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'Go back to the shadow. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!'
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
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'King Kong ain't got s--t on me!'
Training Day (2001)
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'So be prepared, be enthusiastic, and leave your bulls--t attitude and baggage at the door because we don't need it!'
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
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- 'I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?'
- 'A what?'
- 'A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals.... Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?'
Zoolander (2001)
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'What is this!? A center for ants?...How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?...I don't wanna hear your excuses! The center has to be at least three times bigger than this!'
Zoolander (2001)
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'You mean I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?'
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
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-'You speak Japanese?'
- 'A little.'
- 'Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater. Ha, ha, ha.'
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
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'Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. In one of our designs, even these mosquito bites will look like juicy, juicy mangos!'
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
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'Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more. It's contrast.'
The Hours (2002)
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'Dear Leonard. To look life in the face, always, to look life in the face and to know it for what it is. At last, to know it, to love it for what it is, and then, to put it away. Leonard, always the years between us, always the years. Always the love. Always the hours.'
The Hours (2002)
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'My precious.'
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
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'My dad believed in only two things: that Greeks should educate non-Greeks about being Greek, and that any ailment, from psoriasis to poison ivy, could be cured with Windex.'
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- 'Oh! Look at this. Rash. Somebody gave me the mati.'
- 'Put some Windex on it.'
- 'Oh Gus, please, please!'
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
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'Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.'
Spider-Man (2002)
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'I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.'
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
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'Don't tell him what you want. He's a liar....You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?...You sit on a throne of lies...You're a fake!...You stink...You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa....He's an imposter. He's a fake! He's a fake!'
Elf (2003)
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'Fish are friends, not food.'
Finding Nemo (2003)
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'And-and I look at you, and I - and I'm home.'
Finding Nemo (2003)
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- 'Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets ya down, do you know what you gotta do?'
- 'No, I don't know what ya gotta do.'
- (singing) 'Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.'
- 'Dory, no singing.'
- 'Ha, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.'
- 'Dory!'
- 'I love to - swimming.'
- 'Dory!'
- 'When you want to swim you want to...'
- 'See, I'm gonna get stuck now with that song now that's in my head.'
- 'Sorry.'
Finding Nemo (2003)
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- 'It's turkey time.'
- 'Huh?'
- 'Gobble, gobble.'
Gigli (2003)
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- 'Frank?!
- 'Hey, honey! Hey!'
- 'What the hell are you doing?'
- 'We're streaking! We're goin' up to the quad to the gymnasium.'
- 'Who's streaking?'
- 'There's, there's more coming.'
- 'Frank, get in the car!'
- 'Everybody's doing it.'
- 'NOW!'
- 'Okay.'
Old School (2003)
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'Gentlemen, my lady. You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!'
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
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'For too long, I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starvin' to death and haven't died. I feel nothin'. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. Ye best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner... you're in one!'
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
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'I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal...People know me... I'm very important. Uh, I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.'
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
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- 'Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.'
- 'It jumped up a notch.'
- 'It did, didn't it?'
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
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'I'm in a glass case of emotion.'
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
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Up Movie Quotes Squirrel

- 'Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.'
- 'I know.'
Before Sunset (2004)
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Step Up Movie Quotes

'It's the sense of touch...Any real city, you walk, ya know? You brush past people. People bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much that we crash into each other just so we can feel somethin'.'
Crash (2004)
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Knocked Up Quotes Movie

- 'You don't get to touch me, ever!'
- 'OK, Romeo, let me help you up.'
- 'Get off of me, don't you touch me! It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!'
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
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